Remember the early days of email? Suddenly, everyone had a digital address, and the postal worker seemed a little less essential. Now, imagine that email can not only write itself, but also negotiate ad deals and optimize server performance. That’s the vibe I’m getting from the latest reports out of Silicon Valley.
Yesterday’s Financial Times piece, “Your pushy AI intern is ready for a promotion,” isn’t just another article about AI taking jobs. It’s about AI driving revenue, making strategic decisions, and becoming indispensable in ways that go far beyond simple automation. And that, my friends, is a game changer.
The Numbers Don’t Lie: AI is a Profit Center
Let’s drill down into the specifics. We’re not talking about cost savings from reduced headcount anymore. We’re talking about tangible, attributable revenue growth:
- Microsoft’s Azure cloud services saw a 33% revenue increase, with fully half of that attributed to AI services. Think about that: AI isn’t just a feature; it’s a core driver of a multi-billion dollar business.
- Meta’s AI systems are reportedly approaching the capabilities of mid-level software engineers and boosting ad engagement and user retention on Instagram. This isn’t just about better targeting; it’s about AI actively improving the product and the bottom line.
These aren’t isolated incidents. A Bain & Company survey revealed that 95% of companies are utilizing generative AI, with average investments hitting $10 million by the end of 2024. This widespread adoption signals a fundamental shift in how businesses operate, not just a passing fad. It’s like everyone suddenly switching from horses to cars – the world looks very different afterwards.
The “AI Intern” Ascends: What Does This Really Mean?
The article’s title is deliberately provocative, but it hits on a crucial point: AI is no longer just assisting humans; it’s starting to compete with them, and, in some cases, win.
Think about the implications for mid-level software engineers at Meta. If Zuckerberg believes AI can match their capabilities, what does that mean for their career trajectory? Are they now competing not just with each other, but with an infinitely scalable, tireless, and (relatively) cheap AI workforce?
And it’s not just engineers. The ability of AI to improve ad engagement and user retention means that roles in marketing, product management, and even user experience are being fundamentally reshaped. If an AI can A/B test thousands of variations of an ad campaign in minutes, what’s the role of a human marketer? Is it to interpret the data and develop high-level strategy, or will AI eventually handle that too?
Duolingo, Shopify, and the Future of Hiring (or Not Hiring)
The article mentions Duolingo and Shopify as examples of companies either replacing existing roles or opting not to hire for positions that AI can effectively handle. This is the cold, hard reality of AI adoption, and it’s crucial to understand the specific roles that are most vulnerable.
These companies are making strategic decisions based on the capabilities of AI, and that means fewer opportunities for humans. It’s not just about automating routine tasks; it’s about rethinking entire business processes and designing organizations around AI.
This isn’t just about blue-collar jobs being replaced by robots. It’s about white-collar, knowledge-based jobs being augmented (and sometimes supplanted) by AI. As the saying goes, “First they came for the factory workers…”
The $72 Billion Question: Is This Sustainable?
Meta’s projected AI-related capital expenditures of $72 billion in 2025 is a staggering figure. It signals a deep commitment to AI and a belief in its transformative potential. But it also raises a critical question: is this sustainable?
While AI is clearly driving revenue growth in some areas, the long-term profitability of these investments is still uncertain. Are companies over-investing in AI, creating a bubble that could eventually burst? Or are they making a necessary bet on the future, positioning themselves to dominate the next wave of technological innovation?
The answer, as always, is likely somewhere in between. But the sheer scale of these investments suggests that AI is not just a trend; it’s a fundamental force reshaping the corporate landscape.
So, what’s the takeaway? It’s not time to panic, but it *is* time to get serious about understanding the specific ways AI is impacting your field. Are you a mid-level software engineer? A marketer? A product manager? Start experimenting with AI tools, learning new skills, and thinking strategically about how you can add value in a world where AI is increasingly capable. As Wayne Gretzky said, “Skate to where the puck is going, not where it has been.” The puck is definitely heading towards AI.

